April242014

Overheard: 90 seconds with my 2-year-old

DIRTY DOG… DIRTY DOG… YOU COVERED IN MUD?

YOUR DOG TUMMY IS FULL? GO HEAD EAT SOME DOGGY FOOD. GO HEAD EAT SOME DOGGY FOOD.

THAT DOGGY HAVE TO EAT DOGGY FOOD. NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM. NUMNUMNUMNUMNUM.

THAT DIRTY DOG HAVE A RED COLLAR. SCOOTER HAVE A COLLAR, TOO!

(Runs circles around the dog. Approximately seven. No one believes us when we say she literally runs circles around other small, active creatures.)

I RUN — (panting) I RUN — (Stops.)

NO MARKER TODAY. NO MARKER TODAY, MOMMY. NO MARKER TODAY, MOMMY. NO MARKER TODAY, MOMMY. NO MARKER TODAY.

[Something about polka dots.] REMEMBER I SAY TO YOU, NO MARKER TODAY, MOMMY?

Me: Yes, I remember. I wonʼt try to play with it. Do you want me to put it away so I donʼt try to play with it?

NOPE. (contemplates where to put marker)

Me: No, donʼt put the marker in your pajamas.

I PUT IT IN MY EAR.

(She opens marker)

Me: Nope, close it.

(She closes it.)

NO. NO MARKER…

(Turns her attention to her play kitchen.)

ITʼS A AIRPON (apron)… A AIRPON… MOMMY, YOU TIE THIS AIRPON ON ME? MOMMY, YOU TIE THIS AIRPON ON ME? I GOT A AIRPON!

11AM
“In The Island I held up filming for hours, refusing to go into the water because there was a shark. The director, Michael Ritchie, asked me when was the last time I heard of a movie star being eaten by a shark. I said, “I’m not worried about the last time; I’m worried about the first time.”” Michael Caine; Acting in Film: An Actor’s Take on Movie Making
April192014

(Source: drunkhastings, via actionkatie)

April182014
4PM
January22014
December302013
nutella—monster:

2014 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/93526336?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=image_share&utm_source=tumblr

I mean the day AFTER tomorrow, of course. Right? Or did I lose a day?

nutella—monster:

2014 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/93526336?utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=image_share&utm_source=tumblr

I mean the day AFTER tomorrow, of course. Right? Or did I lose a day?

December182013
I told lbardugo I would make some fan art for Tumblr after I read “Shadow and Bone” (I may or may not have been drinking wine at the time). Here is Scooter — I mean Scooterovski — to kick things off.
PS - Awesome book, I barreled through it. And now I want a wardrobe made up of long robes.

I told lbardugo I would make some fan art for Tumblr after I read “Shadow and Bone” (I may or may not have been drinking wine at the time). Here is Scooter — I mean Scooterovski — to kick things off.

PS - Awesome book, I barreled through it. And now I want a wardrobe made up of long robes.

December172013
3PM
Awesome! 
kamigarcia:

Things are about to get dangerous. Check out the cover for #DangerousCreatures! http://wp.me/p2UB1X-17T 

Awesome! 

kamigarcia:

Things are about to get dangerous. Check out the cover for #DangerousCreatures! http://wp.me/p2UB1X-17T 

November222013
Pilar’s Journal, Part 1 is posted at Wattpad!

Pilar’s Journal, Part 1 is posted at Wattpad!

November72013
October302013
The latest installment in “Marie Antoinette, Serial Killer: The Paris Journals” is now available at Wattpad! Check it out!

The latest installment in “Marie Antoinette, Serial Killer: The Paris Journals” is now available at Wattpad! Check it out!

7AM
October262013
"This was no wounded mountain lion…" 

"This was no wounded mountain lion…" 

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